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Hall of Shame

The month's two biggest flops — mostly on their own, a little with their teams. Numbers don't lie. You know who you are.

🏆 September 2026

🏆 Inductee #1 · Supreme Tourist

Henry Akanwa
Wanted
🏅 Participation award
Henry

Henry Akanwa

FW
79/ 100 Shame Score
Own game · 75%83
Team · 25%67

🧐 Why flop of the month · September 2026

Henry played 3 of 4 match days and struggled badly on their own, and their teams kept losing.

See why
  • Played 3 of 4 match days.
  • Finished above only 26% of the players on an average match day.
  • 0 goals and 0 assists in 3 games — 0% of the forward average.
  • Their teams won 2 of 12 sets (17%), first off 2×.

A whole month to make an impression. Henry made one — just not the one they wanted.

3 games and the scoresheet still has no idea who Henry is.

On an average match day, Henry finished above just 26% of the pitch.

2 wins from 12 sets. Coin tosses feel insulted.

First team off 2 times. The cones got more minutes.

Lowlight reel: 19 Sept — 0 goals, 0 assists, 1 win from 4 sets.

Henry takes the throne nobody wants. Long may it not reign.

On their own 🫥

3
Games
26%
Form rank
Finished above 26% of the pitch.
0 · 0
Goals · assists
Not one.
0
G+A per game
0% of the FW average (1.2).
3/3
Blank games

With their team 📉

12
Sets played
2·5·5
Won · drew · lost
17%
Set win rate
Coin toss: 50%.
62%
Time on pitch
Of the longest-running team's sets.
2
First team off

🥈 Runner-up · Deputy Passenger

John Uwaike
🥈 Runner-up
Blaize (R2)

John Uwaike

DF
75/ 100 Shame Score
Own game · 75%85
Team · 25%44

🧐 Why flop of the month · September 2026

Blaize (R2) played 3 of 4 match days and struggled badly on their own.

See why
  • Played 3 of 4 match days.
  • Finished above only 23% of the players on an average match day.
  • 0 goals and 0 assists in 3 games — 0% of the defender average.
  • Their teams won 5 of 14 sets (36%), first off 1×.

A whole month to make an impression. Blaize (R2) made one — just not the one they wanted.

3 games, zero goals, zero assists. Present in body, absent in stats.

On an average match day, Blaize (R2) finished above just 23% of the pitch.

First team off 1 time. The cones got more minutes.

Lowlight reel: 19 Sept — 0 goals, 0 assists, 1 win from 4 sets.

Second place. Blaize (R2) couldn't even come first at this.

On their own 🫥

3
Games
23%
Form rank
Finished above 23% of the pitch.
0 · 0
Goals · assists
Not one.
0
G+A per game
0% of the DF average (0.6).
3/3
Blank games

With their team 📉

14
Sets played
5·3·6
Won · drew · lost
36%
Set win rate
82%
Time on pitch
Of the longest-running team's sets.
1
First team off

⚠️ Danger Zone · October 2026

The 5 players most at risk of the October 2026 Hall of Shame, after 5 match days.

How it works

After the month's last match day, the top 2 who played 3+ games go into the Hall of Shame.

The shame score (out of 100 — higher is worse) is mostly your own game: where you finish on the match-day ratings, and your goals and assists. A quarter is how your sets do.

“Way out” assumes everyone else plays the same as so far — a guide, not a promise.

  1. 1
    Korede Shittu (Kay)DFNot counted yet — needs 1 more game
    76/100

    2 games · 0 goals · 0 assists · usually finishes above 28% of players · sets won 0 of 7

    Way out

    Hurting most: no goals or assists yet

    🧯 One match day with 1 goal or assist and a mid-table finish.

  2. 2
    Chukwuemeke Oliogu (Emy)DFNot counted yet — needs 1 more game
    76/100

    2 games · 0 goals · 0 assists · usually finishes above 32% of players · sets won 0 of 7

    Way out

    Hurting most: no goals or assists yet

    🧯 One match day with 1 goal or assist and a mid-table finish.

  3. 3
    Justice AyubaMFNot counted yet — needs 1 more game
    73/100

    2 games · 0 goals · 0 assists · usually finishes above 31% of players · sets won 1 of 8

    Way out

    Hurting most: no goals or assists yet

    🧯 One match day with 1 goal or assist and a mid-table finish.

  4. 4
    Tunde VinshDFHeading in
    73/100

    5 games · 0 goals · 0 assists · usually finishes above 34% of players · sets won 3 of 18

    Way out

    Hurting most: no goals or assists yet

    🧯 One match day with 1 goal or assist and a mid-table finish.

  5. 5
    Henry Clement (Chiboy)DFNot counted yet — needs 1 more game
    73/100

    2 games · 0 goals · 0 assists · usually finishes above 35% of players · sets won 1 of 8

    Way out

    Hurting most: no goals or assists yet

    🧯 One match day with 1 goal or assist and a mid-table finish.

Past inductees

How the Hall of Shame works

Awarded once a month, after the month's last match day. Only players who played more than half the month's match days (at least 3) can be picked. The Shame Score is 75% your own game — how low you usually finished among the day's players, and your goals and assists compared with others in your position — and 25% your teams' results (sets won, time on the pitch, first team off). Play badly yourself and your team can't save you. Until the award, the Danger Zone shows who's heading there.